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that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

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if you're ever in st andrews go to the botanic gardens!!

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gender reveal party. i play you 6 minutes of static projected onto a large white sheet then look at you expectantly

why aren't you following me at @bryn

i mean you don't have to. but you could

@bryn probably just gonna boost this a load for the moment so maybe mute me/the post if you don't wanna see it lol

trans stuff, GIC, request for info Show more

so i think i'm gonna be posting at @bryn for a bit. basically i get a bit overwhelmed by like. inflammatory stuff and i'm trying to cut it out of my TL for a bit so please follow if you're chill! i wanna talk to more people more too. it's locked but send a req 💖

Abuse, Request for money, please boost Show more

i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused Show more

@​Louisa@​mastodon.xyz this is an impostor

one of the “assorted species” this works on must be humans, because it is the most repellant balloon i’ve ever clapped eyes on

first contact, but it's a traffic accident where both parties crash land on a nearby planet and immediately get out to have a road rage throwdown before they realize they're not the same intelligent spacefaring species

Pictures of fungus on a tree Show more

Pictures of rusted trash objects and fish Show more

speaking of which, anyone know of any small chill instances with minimal drama that might accept me? i love here but i also like using my name as my handle

might make an alt or a new acct or something.... maybe just for now or maybe for good. idk if it'll help me feel less weird about online but it's worth a try

Let’s all pool our money together and rent a political billboard urging people to vote for a candidate that doesn't exist with an inherrently funny name and just use one of our pictures

"This August 12th, vote Alex Brompuss for Assistant Municipal County Assistant"

i'll stop once for a coffee and see a different bird, and wish you well out there, in the country, with yourself

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Onster Farm!

Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.