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that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

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very quick pre bed self portrait 

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gender reveal party. i play you 6 minutes of static projected onto a large white sheet then look at you expectantly

i did not mean to boost from here please follow me at @bryn

Inside you are two wolves. One is @bryn and the other is @bryn
They're both boosting you

Me, doing boring shit at work: i'm hot, i shouldn't have to do this

why aren't you following me at @bryn

i mean you don't have to. but you could

why aren't you following me at @bryn

i mean you don't have to. but you could

@bryn probably just gonna boost this a load for the moment so maybe mute me/the post if you don't wanna see it lol

trans stuff, GIC, request for info 

so i think i'm gonna be posting at @bryn for a bit. basically i get a bit overwhelmed by like. inflammatory stuff and i'm trying to cut it out of my TL for a bit so please follow if you're chill! i wanna talk to more people more too. it's locked but send a req 💖

Abuse, Request for money, please boost 

i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused 

@​Louisa@​mastodon.xyz this is an impostor

one of the “assorted species” this works on must be humans, because it is the most repellant balloon i’ve ever clapped eyes on

first contact, but it's a traffic accident where both parties crash land on a nearby planet and immediately get out to have a road rage throwdown before they realize they're not the same intelligent spacefaring species

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Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.