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that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

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making a masto blanket fort. fave to add a blanket. boost to hop in and get cozy

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BORN TO CRY
WINTER IS A FUCK
ι¬Όη₯ž Stay Inside 1989
I am SAD man
410,757,864,530 DEAD MOTIVATIONS

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remember remember the fourth the fifth
the minor fall and the major lift
the gunpowder the treason hallelujah

goooooood night. i am going to bed. i still want kiss though

When I was president of Screenwriters' Club in undergrad, I got a few e-mails over the summer from incoming freshmen asking me to take a look at their work. I told them I didn't have time (I didn't), but that I appreciated the drive and would put them at the top of the list for workshopping in the fall. One kid in particular sent me three or four 180+ page scripts.

At the beginning of the semester, we started with one of his. We'd do 15 pages each of four people's scripts each week and give notes. This kid's script was casually (and likely unintentionally) racist, sexist, and homophobic. The protagonist was a white guy who managed a convenience store, and he got sent to jail for fighting these two black guys with saggy pants who were trying to steal 40s.

When that character gets out of jail, he finds his brother has turned to hard drugs (weed) and, in a fit of anger, smashes a bong over the brother's head and puts him in the hospital. When he goes to visit, the brother APOLOGIZES TO HIM, because he's right to be angry about him doing drugs

We gave him frank criticism, but we weren't mean or anything. Still, he stopped coming to meetings. Later, I found out from @prolezone that this dude had written a story for a fiction class that was about a guy who was being bullied by his college's Screenwriters' Club, who all wrote shitty screenplays (actual excerpts from other members' screenplays), because they were jealous of his brilliance. He told them off and stormed out, and the cutest girl in the club followed him out and they kissed

i made another cup of tea because i am fucking unstoppable

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@gazelle this is my fave right now!! it's hallowe'en themed tho so it's out of date >8(

[cw eye contact, selfie]

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repost but it's my favorite i've taken in a long time

need that facebook post privacy thing so i can post "flirt with me" to like a few select ppl

smash that boost button if you think being haunted is... kinda hot

you ever wanna invite people to flirt with you but only particular people but you don't wanna specify which people so you remain unflirted with

a lqqk that screams, "ask me about my favourite hefner album"

i can light a nice fire what more could anyone want for me

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