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it's an outtake. fuck
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When the four shots of espresso hot you all at once.
When I was president of Screenwriters' Club in undergrad, I got a few e-mails over the summer from incoming freshmen asking me to take a look at their work. I told them I didn't have time (I didn't), but that I appreciated the drive and would put them at the top of the list for workshopping in the fall. One kid in particular sent me three or four 180+ page scripts.
At the beginning of the semester, we started with one of his. We'd do 15 pages each of four people's scripts each week and give notes. This kid's script was casually (and likely unintentionally) racist, sexist, and homophobic. The protagonist was a white guy who managed a convenience store, and he got sent to jail for fighting these two black guys with saggy pants who were trying to steal 40s.
We gave him frank criticism, but we weren't mean or anything. Still, he stopped coming to meetings. Later, I found out from @prolezone that this dude had written a story for a fiction class that was about a guy who was being bullied by his college's Screenwriters' Club, who all wrote shitty screenplays (actual excerpts from other members' screenplays), because they were jealous of his brilliance. He told them off and stormed out, and the cutest girl in the club followed him out and they kissed
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All these folks talking about kissing and now I'm thinking about kissing.
@gazelle this is my fave right now!! it's hallowe'en themed tho so it's out of date >8(
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repost but it's my favorite i've taken in a long time
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how many nights in a row can i post about how i want kisses
21, suffolk, uk
it/it/its (they/them ok, non-gendered language only pls!)
i try to keep it CW-heavy here
avi by the lovely @sophia
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