fuck moral support. i want immoral support. encourage me to do terrible, heinous things
@bryn murder a child, you can do it!!!
@jacethechicken now THAT's a bit far jace
@bryn burn the factories
@bryn (Palpatine voice) Dew it!
@bryn do it
@Taweret THAT'S the kind of thing i'm talking about
@Taweret Delete this. Now.
@bryn Don't hold the door open for the person behind you
@silentmonkfish jack that's... twisted
@Trev oh... no
@bryn is this why you were collecting the conspiracy theories?
@bryn easy, just become a republican political appointee! [real time with Bill Maher theme starts playing]
@bryn Big mood.
@bryn steal office supplies!
@SallyStrange that's actually praxis though...
@bryn yeah you know "horrible heinous things" usually turn out to be praxis of some kind
@bryn GO PIRATE A MOVIE
@Stephen_Stone that's very moral actually.
@bryn GO PIRATE AN INDIE MOVIE MADE BY A COUPLE OF GUYS ON A SHOESTRING’S SHOESTRING BUDGET
@bryn let's literally steal Pluto. come on. do u wanna run a heist
@tastymochafox now THAT'S what i'm talkin about
@0x16161D don't be disgusting
@bryn make me
@bryn just go to 4chan if you want that
@bryn What about immortal support?
Oh, you said moral...
@bryn look i don't want to ruin the mood but sex and bdsm stuff isn't immoral, terrible, or heinous
@bryn Lance Corporal Bad Influence here, reporting for duty...
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