fuck moral support. i want immoral support. encourage me to do terrible, heinous things

wringing every last wretched fav out of this toot. it's a good toot and i'm proud of it.

@bryn is this why you were collecting the conspiracy theories?

@bryn easy, just become a republican political appointee! [real time with Bill Maher theme starts playing]

@bryn yeah you know "horrible heinous things" usually turn out to be praxis of some kind

@bryn GO PIRATE AN INDIE MOVIE MADE BY A COUPLE OF GUYS ON A SHOESTRING’S SHOESTRING BUDGET

@bryn let's literally steal Pluto. come on. do u wanna run a heist

@bryn look i don't want to ruin the mood but sex and bdsm stuff isn't immoral, terrible, or heinous

@bryn Lance Corporal Bad Influence here, reporting for duty...

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