that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions
@bryn fuckin good toot!!
@matt thanks matt! i appreciate the support
@bryn oh no i sped too much
(cant speed enough)
tryin' to keep the whole world cool
@bryn fuck this one is good
@bryn it took me a billion years to get the cadence in my head but NOW IT'S STUCK THERE
@bryn it's delightful
@bryn toot of the year
@bryn “Pushbike” has always sounded faintly derogatory and cager languagey to me, but your toot's making me reconsider 😂
@bryn this is art
@ADUB honestly? i agree
@bryn I love this so much
@emilyoram thank you i didn't know i could make myself this happy tbh
@bryn this is honestly the best toot of all time, i laugh EVERY time i see it
@false_dmitry thank you omg
@bryn this toot is SO GOOD
@ldopa thank you..... it's my child
tryin' to reduce, reuse
if i can do it
keepin' on. the. move.
and I don't mind a traffic jam, for,
I scoot on the sidewalk
on the sidewalk
@laser i still maintain this is the best post i've ever made by any possible metric
@bryn post-post-final psa: if you've already boosted a toot you can unboost and reboost it
this was an all-timer of 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz thank you!!! it's still my favourite thing i've ever posted, it's so wholesome
@jackdaw_ruiz while we're here and speaking of all-timers, was it you who posted about the masto janitors clearing up discarded genders!??!? that toot is so good and i can't find itttt
lol thank you. took me a moment to find. search "custodial" and it should pop up.
@jackdaw_ruiz i don't have a search function and google isn't helping but i'm glad i've found the author lol!!
@bryn I'm dying omg
@anarchiv this is the only worthwhile thing i have ever posted and i love it like a child
@bryn I would like to ask for permission to marry your lovely toot
@anarchiv permission granted, i'm so happy for both of you
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