that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions
@bryn fuckin good toot!!
@matt thanks matt! i appreciate the support
@bryn oh no i sped too much
(cant speed enough)
tryin' to keep the whole world cool
@bryn fuck this one is good
@bryn it took me a billion years to get the cadence in my head but NOW IT'S STUCK THERE
@bryn it's delightful
@bryn toot of the year
@bryn “Pushbike” has always sounded faintly derogatory and cager languagey to me, but your toot's making me reconsider 😂
@bryn this is art
@ADUB honestly? i agree
@bryn I love this so much
@emilyoram thank you i didn't know i could make myself this happy tbh
@bryn this is honestly the best toot of all time, i laugh EVERY time i see it
@false_dmitry thank you omg
@bryn this toot is SO GOOD
@ldopa thank you..... it's my child
tryin' to reduce, reuse
if i can do it
@bryn damnit i have this song stuck in my head and here we are reinforcing it
keepin' on. the. move.
and I don't mind a traffic jam, for,
I scoot on the sidewalk
on the sidewalk
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