that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

this is by every possible metric the best toot i've ever made and i forgot about it during work and ended up laughing my way down the high street when i opened my phone and read it

post-final psa: boost this toot it's the best one that's ever been made

@bryn oh no i sped too much
(cant speed enough)
🛵 :ms_opossum: 〰️

@bryn it took me a billion years to get the cadence in my head but NOW IT'S STUCK THERE

@bryn “Pushbike” has always sounded faintly derogatory and cager languagey to me, but your toot's making me reconsider 😂

@emilyoram thank you i didn't know i could make myself this happy tbh

@bryn this is honestly the best toot of all time, i laugh EVERY time i see it

tryin' to reduce, reuse
and recycle
if i can do it

keepin' on. the. move.
and I don't mind a traffic jam, for,
I scoot on the sidewalk
on the sidewalk

@laser i still maintain this is the best post i've ever made by any possible metric

@bryn post-post-final psa: if you've already boosted a toot you can unboost and reboost it

@jackdaw_ruiz thank you!!! it's still my favourite thing i've ever posted, it's so wholesome

@jackdaw_ruiz while we're here and speaking of all-timers, was it you who posted about the masto janitors clearing up discarded genders!??!? that toot is so good and i can't find itttt


lol thank you. took me a moment to find. search "custodial" and it should pop up.

@jackdaw_ruiz i don't have a search function and google isn't helping but i'm glad i've found the author lol!!

@anarchiv this is the only worthwhile thing i have ever posted and i love it like a child

@bryn I would like to ask for permission to marry your lovely toot

@anarchiv permission granted, i'm so happy for both of you

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