just pulled a piece of till paper out of my pocket. it says "oath worm" on it. i thought during work today that this would make a good post
@bryn does the oath worm pledge, or accept?
@barrow i don't know barrow, but i think i need to find out
i'm intrigued. what can you tell us about this oath worm?
🤔 i like to imagine it's a tiny worm you tell your oath to, and then it burrows underground to grow up. and the longer you keep your oath, the bigger and better the worm gets until the day you need it to return to the surface for some reason. like maybe to devour your enemies, or just to ride through the drive-thru?
but i'm just spitballin here. there's a lot of directions and possibility for oath worm.
we accumulate our experiences, we live, we love, and at the end, we give the gift of our lives to the oath worm, who takes us in and recycles us for the benefit of the soil and for all living things that grow
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@bryn @bryn swearing a vow by the oath worm to protect the earth at all costs
@bryn trying to rearrange the letters into something fun but the best I have so far is "wat hormo"
@pig what room. what moor. wart homo? oo warmth...
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@bryn you made it
@bryn ah i found the og post. i can finally take the oath. my journey is at an end
@bryn knuckle tat
@bryn oath, worm?
@bryn I can't help but imagine an accent that would turn "earth" into "oath"
Yarr, we goit some oath worms in stork, ye be plonnin a gorden, eh?
@bryn just a sloppy 'earth warm' climate change complaint. ;)
@bryn the Holy Scroll
@starwall leave it alone!!!! we've moved on now
@bryn you don't understand... I've taken an oath...
@starwall please....... let it go
They till the oath one cubic centimeter at a time. Cool, dark, spongey oath shot through with oathworms.
@Bronco please......... the meme is done... it's too late
@bryn knuck tats: OATH WORM
@bryn one time in middle school i picked up a piece of paper that just said "i hat carpet" and i still remember it today
@Katie one time i was walking on the beach with my family and we found a message in a bottle. we were so excited. the paper inside said, in a child's handwriting, "this is my interpretation of a pig man with a bered" accompanied by a drawing of their interpretation of a pig man with a beard
@bryn that's really beautiful
I've never seen the start of a meme before...
@bryn a cousin of the vouchworm (a harbinger), the oathworm is a squishy herald of nemesis to come
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