just pulled a piece of till paper out of my pocket. it says "oath worm" on it. i thought during work today that this would make a good post
@bryn does the oath worm pledge, or accept?
@barrow i don't know barrow, but i think i need to find out
more oath worm, death-adjacent
and when you've done
your task, in turn
the oath worm will
for you, adjourn
for now, beneath
tree root and fern
and one and all
at last, return
i'm intrigued. what can you tell us about this oath worm?
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@bryn @bryn swearing a vow by the oath worm to protect the earth at all costs
@bryn trying to rearrange the letters into something fun but the best I have so far is "wat hormo"
@pig what room. what moor. wart homo? oo warmth...
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@bryn ah i found the og post. i can finally take the oath. my journey is at an end
@bryn knuckle tat
@bryn oath, worm?
@bryn I can't help but imagine an accent that would turn "earth" into "oath"
Yarr, we goit some oath worms in stork, ye be plonnin a gorden, eh?
@bryn just a sloppy 'earth warm' climate change complaint. ;)
@bryn the Holy Scroll
@starwall leave it alone!!!! we've moved on now
@bryn you don't understand... I've taken an oath...
@starwall please....... let it go
They till the oath one cubic centimeter at a time. Cool, dark, spongey oath shot through with oathworms.
@Bronco please......... the meme is done... it's too late
@bryn knuck tats: OATH WORM
I've never seen the start of a meme before...
@bryn a cousin of the vouchworm (a harbinger), the oathworm is a squishy herald of nemesis to come
@bryn @robotcarsley An oath worm is carried as a reminder of each oath that a person has taken. Each day, they must feed the oath worm a bundle of moss, meditating over their oath as the worm holds coiled, until it finishes digesting, and unwinds, leaving a small ashy column that will stand in place until next rain. If they ever forget to feed the worm for a day, it begins to scream and writhe, and they will be reminded. Oath worms can live for a very long time under these conditions.
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