hearing that there are still hot milfs in my area, even after i spent hours yesterday putting up milf-proof fences and "no milfs allowed" signs! pretty annoyed tbh

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@bryn well, that’s debatable, but it’ll be more ecologically sound than spraying them with a MILFicide

@bryn do you still have your receipt? you could probably get a refund, though you'd have to check that no milfs have attacked the defences.

@bryn you've gotta be the st. patrick of milfs, gotta drive them all outta town

@bryn please contact your local milf-catcher, they have special tools and training for this situation

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