hearing that there are still hot milfs in my area, even after i spent hours yesterday putting up milf-proof fences and "no milfs allowed" signs! pretty annoyed tbh
@bryn what have you got against milfs? Let them run wild!
@eject their husbands are out of town and all they want is sex! it's very disruptive!
@bryn buy a milf-feeder and fill it with sex toys once a week
@eject sarah no! that'll encourage them!
@bryn 😞 you remind me of my grandfather - he used to say them same thing! "Tree-rats" he used to call them too.
…or was he talking about squirrels?
What was this thread about again?
@bryn you might need some nematodes
@kirstyyarr is that humane?
@bryn well, that’s debatable, but it’ll be more ecologically sound than spraying them with a MILFicide
@bryn meanwhile, me, across the street
@bryn do you still have your receipt? you could probably get a refund, though you'd have to check that no milfs have attacked the defences.
@bryn you've gotta be the st. patrick of milfs, gotta drive them all outta town
@bryn please contact your local milf-catcher, they have special tools and training for this situation
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