Commute kvetching/middle class lifestyle Show more
All the people who think my commute isn't that bad or that having 14hr days isnt a big deal are all people who have actively resigned their lives to their shit jobs in pursuit of the ~american dream~.
Me: I want to read and exercise when I get home, but I don't have time to do that if I want to cook dinner too.
Them: haha that's cute I have no self interest I want money and stuff and a life alone in this suburb with my wife whose life I ruined.
selfie, eye contact, mask Show more
Good morning, dystopia.
curly gurls, gays, guys, gueers and other good folk, it is a curly hair SELFIE, eyes away from camera Show more
what up curly babes I'm showin tf off i had a great hair day today, post your curls in this thread if you'd like to share !
Is almond powder kosher for passover?
@seagazelle do you know?
@kelbesque i will climb into my nintendo DS and descend into the second dimension so that i may FUKC lpunyy
lewd, bondage Show more
who wants to get tied down and toyed with?
alc mention Show more
selfie, eye contact Show more
Two new pairs of glasses!
lewd Show more
felt off about tonight's pics with my face and stomach so here's this
boosts and comments appreciated ✨
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