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If you fictionalize the events of your own life, it's semi-autobiographical, but if you fictionalize the events of other people's lives it's historical fiction.

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Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.

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I'm already in my 30s, so one day soon I'm going to, all at once, run out of content.

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Also please boost to raise awareness of onster.farm. :)

A friend of mine who I haven't seen since her wedding is in town, and we're hanging out Friday night, and I'm so excited!!!!

Commute kvetching/middle class lifestyle Show more

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PSA: my name is pronounced to rhyme with "bin"
glad we got that cleared up!

selfie, eye contact, mask Show more

curly gurls, gays, guys, gueers and other good folk, it is a curly hair SELFIE, eyes away from camera Show more

@kelbesque yeah almonds aren't kitnoyos even for ashkenazim ❤️🕎

Is almond powder kosher for passover?

@seagazelle do you know?

@kelbesque i will climb into my nintendo DS and descend into the second dimension so that i may FUKC lpunyy

lewd, bondage Show more

How do I get more of my followers' eyes on my lewds?

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Where's the emoji for "I want a specific person to go through my media"

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Onster Farm!

Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.