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THE MASK

of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.

If misandry isn't real then why is there only MENingitis and no WOMENingitis?

I want to never see, hear, or otherwise suffer an advertisement at all in any context. I think this is a perfectly reasonable demand, and it's one that the owning class would literally rather die than peacefully allow

If misandry isn't real then why is there only MENingitis and no WOMENingitis?

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tired: HRT
wired: gender performance enhancing drugs

there will be a scene in the 2020 sonic film where sonic is shown a photograph of the original 2019 design, and he will say "that doesn't look anything like me!"

Dear airline,

Give me my fuckin' baaaaaaaaaag

Sincerely,
Me

Seriously considering skipping out on work to get a breakfast burrito.

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