NB Quieng of the Onster Farm
pronouns: they/them, she/her✡️
The reviews are in!
"not terrible" -dirt
"a wise, impartial party" -Crystal
If you can't handle my tall as shit, strong as shit femby energy, you can go fuck yourself. (cw selfie, eye contact) #fancyfriday #finefemmefriday
There are two kinds of posters.
of Amontillado (1994)
When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers
Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.
Staying up late staring at the hot tall selfie from Friday and feeling good about myself.
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Please don't recommend help for my hairline. I'm fine with my hairline.
i wish there was someone to go get ramen with when i leave work later.🍜
picture unrelated. just... i dunno just ignore that. i really dunno. the computer came with this picture. i can't remove it. it's part of the firmware.
The solar family consists of one family undergoing nuclear fusion, being orbited by a number of other, smaller families who are not. Those families may themselves be orbited by even smaller families, who are also not undergoing nuclear fusion.
Bryce-Youngquist Normal Form
Love lads who don't know how to talk about religion aside from an oversimplified "lol religion is bad"
@kelbesque the most official of Lads. Fred Perry polo shirt and everything
Excited to announce that I'm engaged to the concept of non-binarism! We're extremely gay for each other, but will be gay married at a radio station rather than on a Mastodon instance.
It's not that hard people.
factorio is a game about technical debt
any podcasts on linux by not white dudes?
Broke: LeftistsWoke: Sinistrals
DON'T 👏 SAY 👏 YOU'RE 👏 A 👏 LEFTIST 👏 IF 👏 YOU'RE 👏 RIGHT 👏 HANDED 👏
what if i got dressed and makeupd nice and pretty today?
Hard femme is when u wear a sunflower dress and docs
repeating myself but it still feels wild Show more
I'm a grad student!
Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.