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If you can't handle my tall as shit, strong as shit femby energy, you can go fuck yourself. (cw selfie, eye contact)

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THE MASK

of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.

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If you can't handle my tall as shit, strong as shit femby energy, you can go fuck yourself. (cw selfie, eye contact)

Staying up late staring at the hot tall selfie from Friday and feeling good about myself.

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i wish there was someone to go get ramen with when i leave work later.🍜

picture unrelated. just... i dunno just ignore that. i really dunno. the computer came with this picture. i can't remove it. it's part of the firmware.

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The solar family consists of one family undergoing nuclear fusion, being orbited by a number of other, smaller families who are not. Those families may themselves be orbited by even smaller families, who are also not undergoing nuclear fusion.

Love lads who don't know how to talk about religion aside from an oversimplified "lol religion is bad"

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@kelbesque the most official of Lads. Fred Perry polo shirt and everything

Excited to announce that I'm engaged to the concept of non-binarism! We're extremely gay for each other, but will be gay married at a radio station rather than on a Mastodon instance.

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DON'T 👏 SAY 👏 YOU'RE 👏 A 👏 LEFTIST 👏 IF 👏 YOU'RE 👏 RIGHT 👏 HANDED 👏

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what if i got dressed and makeupd nice and pretty today?

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Hard femme is when u wear a sunflower dress and docs

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repeating myself but it still feels wild 

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Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.