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If you can't handle my tall as shit, strong as shit femby energy, you can go fuck yourself. (cw selfie, eye contact)

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THE MASK

of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.

RMS didn’t step down because he was peer pressured. he did it because—

wait. is this a secure line? ok—

he stepped down because i got him a screener of the joker

food shitpost 

Would you listen to me, Eve, talk for multiple hours (not all in one sitting though) about a specific genre of video game?

kink shitpost 

Would you listen to me, Eve, talk for multiple hours (not all in one sitting though) about a specific genre of video game?

@kelbesque It's how I became so rich. I made a podcast of me reading all my toots in a monotone voice and now I'm Jeff Bezos.

Should I make my podcast about Metroidvania games?

Is that how I make it on Mastodon dot website?

@kelbesque regional utility company jokes are a whole new level of niche and im here for it

I get my power from PG&E:

Pretty
Girls
&
Enbies

Blessed image

(Screenshot from a video by Dr. Will Powers, who is doing some really innovative stuff in transition care, completely SFW.)

People who say they're jealous of me are just enbyous

@kelbesque @jackdaw_ruiz @ldopa i mean when you think about it, everyone is a winner when :concha: are involved

Fucked up that my boss is nice and wants me to succeed

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