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Let πŸ‘ women πŸ‘ be πŸ‘ the πŸ‘ Joker πŸ‘

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of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.

You know what I always say: if you come to a fork in the road, leave it there. You don't know how long it's been there or where it's been.

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CW meta, you can skip this 

okay yeah said i was going to bed but also a reminder

fuck transphobes. they deserve to be destroyed.

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@cdr @kelbesque good thing the devs never intended gender to be built up in reverse

@kelbesque no see
there are two stages of gender
the press
and the release

we merely never release the gender

my mom: are you gay??
me, pulling out diagrams: to explain this I'm going to need to talk about parallel genders

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I'm really bummed that my squid holding a heart emoji didn't work out that well. If anybody wants to help me make one that's cute like the cat heart one, it'd be appreciated.


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are you a "hype for nonbinary gender markers since they normalize gender-nonconformity" trans or a "incredibly wary of the government having a list of nonbinary people" trans

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