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THE MASK

of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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Specter Patch Kids: the only candy absolutely cursed with horrifying flavorghosts

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I'm already in my 30s, so one day soon I'm going to, all at once, run out of content.

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Yo my friend code is SW-5050-1629-3330 hmu if you're DTS (down to Smash)

In retrospect it's obvious Eugen wouldn't take my opinion here, but I guess it's just more evidence that you do not care why you ended up as late as it was also that. πŸ˜„

Yo my friend code is SW-5050-1629-3330 hmu if you're DTS (down to Smash)

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THE MASK

of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

hey i reviewed a bunch of glossier makeup/skincare products and if you're a person into makeup and/or skincare i would rly appreciate any reads/shares!

medium.com/@pipsuxx/glossier-3

my new limited edition bisexual pin is available on etsy now! uk orders will be with you in time for christmas!

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in college I took a devised theatre class where they were like β€œwe literally don’t care if what you make is good as long as you find it interesting” and like holy shit is that bad advice but it’s served me surprisingly well here

when i was a young child, like five, my best best friend pointed to the top of a placemat and said β€œthis is where i am on the funny scale.” then she pointed about half way down the placemat and sais, β€œand this is where you are on the funny scale,” which is why every time one of my toots gets a boost, i whisper β€œhaha fuck you julia”

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