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Hey folks: I've decided to go ahead and make a Patreon to help defray the cost of running onster.farm

You can help out here if you want; I will also be posting scribbles and music snippets and things as well, do there is something in the way of rewards, too.

patreon.com/user?u=135263

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THE MASK

of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.

Googling "how to get over my anxiety and just sew myself a fucking dress"

Please press the star and repeat buttons on this post to help me get some dopamine. :3

What if instead of going to sleep

I stayed awake

And wrote a bunch of code.

I would like to smooch like. 14 people on mastodon at least

My head has been in a weird place all evening but that good Fedivenergy is helping.

Please press the star and repeat buttons on this post to help me get some dopamine. :3

Writing a bad Japanese short story based on the terrible pun 「天国から真奈」

cursed classic internet Show more

spotted a rainbow but not telling anyone i’m currently with about it because i’m a sociopath

The problem, if you're me, is that things are fucked and the obvious solution is just to let me fix things and get out of my way.

Bitches be sneezin'.

Wait no. It's me.

I'm the one who's sneezin'.

Sorry, false alarm.

its a bad one, folks (menstruation, christianity) Show more

Bitches be sneezin'.

Wait no. It's me.

I'm the one who's sneezin'.

Sorry, false alarm.

just gonna cut this off right now and say i'm fine. everything's fine

I was born in the wrong body... I am WAY too wet for facial hair not to be a cishet woman wearing square-rimmed glasses

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Onster Farm!

Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.