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introductions (1/2) 

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Let 👏 women 👏 be 👏 the 👏 Joker 👏

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THE MASK

of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.

General notification for white folk:

You will never know how much conversation doesn't happen here because marginalized people are rightfully fearful not just of harassment and violence, but plainly being misunderstood or having the information stripped of context and being used to contribute to their marginalization.

By definition I cannot provide examples, but there are a lot of takes that are far too "hot." Recognize this biases what takes are here toward privileged takes.

Thanks!

Husband is too clunky a word. I would like to propose, the Mife

Neil Degrasse Tyson Shut The Fuck Up Forever Challenge 2020

On changing one's surname 

Incoming ROFLCOPTER!

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Hey I get to write a rejection letter of my own today. This is gonna be fun

coming out (🤦) 

my dogs think the word “alright” means “walk time” bc when they want to go out and they’re staring at me, it’s what i say right before getting up to take them. they go absolutely wild when they hear it

coming out (🤦) 

I did consider MWWILFB: Mom With Whom I'd Like to Be Friends, but I felt like it was less identifiable

Every woman who has ever dated me has dated a woman. :100_gay:

Emoji spam 

I came out to pretty much my entire world tonight. Who wants to cuddle?

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