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Let πŸ‘ women πŸ‘ be πŸ‘ the πŸ‘ Joker πŸ‘

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THE MASK

of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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Thinking of buying a drill, but like, for a bit.

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

Ow! Why are you throwing these hard plastic balls at me???

PokΓ©mon?? No! I said I'm a pokΓ© man! Just a guy who loves Hawaiian fish dishes!

cooking with spineberg 

Due to weather conditions, please refrain from being cuter than me until further notice.

I hate it when people talk about things I can't relate to like they're totally normal and don't need any context

Like being straight, how the fuck am I supposed to engage with that shit

Elk doe are feminine but also extremely handsome. Thank you for attending my TED talk

Tech interviewing be like: "Candidate failed to hold in farts for the entire interview. Not a culture fit."

Fun fact about these earrings: I set the gemstones for the little yellow studs all by myself!

Good news, I won't be changing my earrings again for a while (cw selfie, no eyes)

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