I'm already in my 30s, so one day soon I'm going to, all at once, run out of content.
@kelbesque I'm approaching 40 and I've been out of Content for years
@kelbesque your cells produce less content beginning at age 28. it is known
@kelbesque I'm 38 and 100% of my content is fresh grade-A certified fantast- (suddenly breaks down crying) oh god it's just all such awful shitposting I've done nothing with my life
@kelbesque oh I'm proof that it's possible to, at minimum, switch from content to utter nonsensical bullshit for at least another decade. ;)
@clutterandkindle look here you, your content is good and I like you a lot
@kelbesque well then, if you call that content, then I think you have nothing to worry about till at LEAST 40.
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