@kelbesque changing reproduction rate to 'skeletons per lifetime'
This? This right here is that moment in time that a mad scientist is born. Manhattan: prepare yourself for my "deboning ray."
Balance must be restored.
@kelbesque nightmare, that has just made me wonder about the implication on the average number of legs a body has! I'd always assumed less than 2, but this might push it up to 2+!
@kelbesque based on US population and pregnancy statistics, about 4.5 million people were pregnant on average at any time during the year of 2006. that same year, the US population was about 300 million. assuming those numbers are representative, the average person has ~1.015 skeletons inside of them
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