[Dracula at the blood donation drive]
nurse: Have you ever had any sexual contact with a man?
Dracula: What is a man?!
nurse, sighing heavily: Sorry, sir. Have you ever had any sexual contact with a miserable little pile of secrets?
This is my new most popular toot.
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