NB Quieng of the Onster Farm
pronouns: they/them, she/her✡️
The reviews are in!
"not terrible" -dirt
"a wise, impartial party" -Crystal
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How fucking cute am I right now
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Feeling cute and andro
Good news, I won't be changing my earrings again for a while (cw selfie, no eyes)
I got new glasses. The rainbow ones will have "Gender is fake" engraved on the outer arms and the pink ones will say "oxidation"
Elk doe are feminine but also extremely handsome. Thank you for attending my TED talk
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Went to a concert tonight and frankly I looked super fuckin' hot
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Is this a menu of sex work services?
<look of disapproval.jpg>
OK I see the shrimp on there, but I'm PRETTY sure this is an oral sex joke. (CW: model photo, eye contact)
Fffffffffuck yes give me this now. (CW: model photo, eye contact)
Wear this tank when you think your workout buddy is cheating on you with the guy in the power rack. (CW: model photo, eye contact)
Given "kissing under the mistletoe", I can't tell if it's worse if this was intentional or accidental. (cw: model photo, eye contact)
Is this the sweatshirt equivalent of a shitpost? (CW: model photo, eye contact)
OK but actually this sweater, unironically. (CW: model photo, eye contact)
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🌟 gentrification 🌟
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We did a great job with the duck, the gravy, AND the cranberry sauce this year!
What does it say about me that I love this?
This checks out.
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