I need these pants (cw: selfie, no eye contact)

Okay but so look at this photo of Brian David Gilbert and tell me that he is not beautiful.

This is the raddest car.

But cars are still bad. (image cw: drug ref)

New shirt's done!! (cw: selfies, no eye contact)

Forgot to show you all my new pastel blue shirt.

And, apparently, my nipples.

Button holes: ON
Collar button: ON
Buttons remaining: 7

And then the bottom hem.

I need more pastels. (cw: selfie, no eye contact)

The HIgh-TOPS came and they are FUckING extra.

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