@kelbesque New rule on onster.farm, so if you like. I'm not especially excited about meeting or vice versa. :3

I will be trying to upgrade ΠœΠ΅ΡΡ‚ΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ½ ("place tooth") later today so apologies to my Onsters in advance for any downtoot.

@healyn @bryn if you changed your name and got a promoter they would be...

A healyn agent

Just really want to bully your Mastocrushes and that's a new character on Faerie!

I don't want to see any half-ass echidnas. God really fucked my empathy up for debate.

The new meme for today is "think about getting in line

@ella_kane I did! I used Snips to do the voice activation!

I also made a little visual web interface for it to, so on my home wifi folks can go to raspberry.home.lan to see a little music player app I built using Vue.js and control the music from their phone instead of by voice

@ella_kane I made it a little personal voice assistant for playing music off of my Google Play Music library. I yell "Hey, Steve! Put on Wagon Wheel!" and a few seconds later I'm listening to Old Crow Medicine Show. :3c

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Do you ever just say "fuck it" and go for it?


What's it like?

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of Amontillado (1994)

When Fortunato (Jim Carrey) is trapped in a wine cellar by his supposed friend Montresor, he finds a strange mask that grants him bizarre powers

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