Emily, née Eve @kelbesque@onster.farm

@guerrillarain jerking someone off never works if you're just trying to get it over with, tbh

@flowerenby when you jump, you specifically exert a force against the earth. This force is applied in equal amount and opposite directions to both you and the earth. When you hit the ground, force is generated from the impact, but that force is both less than what you apply in order to jump, and distributed differently through your body as a whole because of the way your legs are moving.

@soft you're so cute! I'm going to miss you when I'm gone 💖

@BestGirlGrace just make him drink a Fantasia and wake up tomorrow as a bunny girl.

@jackie I think you're a little young for me to preprocess. 🤭

@jackie u.cute == true

@deidara hello tired, you're very hot today!

nude vibes only

@baronnarcveldt it originated from Spanish-speakers, but honestly it's probably not for those of us who aren't latines to debate the nuances of which neo-Spanish formations are or aren't appropriate.

@balrogboogie hey, I'm a trans woman, I make the same kind of mistake all the time 😬

We're here for each other 💖

@balrogboogie 💖💖💖

@balrogboogie what about men without schlongs 😬

Does anybody have any recommendations for local, national, or global climate change funds that aren't the Environmental Defense Fund?

I want to do a fundraiser, but I want the money to go places that it will be effective and anti-capitalist.

@dreadpirateyarr you have such pretty eyes 😍

@MoMartin only 595 words to go!

@MoMartin this illustration from A Link to the Past

@alpine_thistle @interneteh I had both of these things 😬😬😬