selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

@popstar what's alive has their own soul

anyone who doesn't know it has some business to mind

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

selfie, no eye contact, underwear but not lewd 

Ow! Why are you throwing these hard plastic balls at me???

PokΓ©mon?? No! I said I'm a pokΓ© man! Just a guy who loves Hawaiian fish dishes!

cooking with spineberg 

Due to weather conditions, please refrain from being cuter than me until further notice.

cooking with spineberg 

I hate it when people talk about things I can't relate to like they're totally normal and don't need any context

Like being straight, how the fuck am I supposed to engage with that shit

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