lewd joke in reference to learning vibrato on a violin/viola 

actual physics question I'm sorry 

@soft you're so cute! I'm going to miss you when I'm gone 💖

@BestGirlGrace just make him drink a Fantasia and wake up tomorrow as a bunny girl.

selfie, ec 

selfie, eye contact 

Me: I am a beautiful fucking goddess.

Anyone: girl, you are hot
Also me: *blushes endlessly*

@baronnarcveldt it originated from Spanish-speakers, but honestly it's probably not for those of us who aren't latines to debate the nuances of which neo-Spanish formations are or aren't appropriate.

charity/fund recommendation request 

(CW genitals) I hate to be that person but 

charity/fund recommendation request 

(CW genitals) I hate to be that person but 

(CW genitals) I hate to be that person but 

charity/fund recommendation request 

selfie, eye contact 

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