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@Cyborgneticz it's good to hear that you got some helpful advice!

@Cyborgneticz it's important to make sure you get at least one trash piece of advice to put all the rest of it in perspective? 😬

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i wish there was someone to go get ramen with when i leave work later.🍜

picture unrelated. just... i dunno just ignore that. i really dunno. the computer came with this picture. i can't remove it. it's part of the firmware.

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The solar family consists of one family undergoing nuclear fusion, being orbited by a number of other, smaller families who are not. Those families may themselves be orbited by even smaller families, who are also not undergoing nuclear fusion.

lewd, tech 

Love lads who don't know how to talk about religion aside from an oversimplified "lol religion is bad"

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@kelbesque the most official of Lads. Fred Perry polo shirt and everything

Excited to announce that I'm engaged to the concept of non-binarism! We're extremely gay for each other, but will be gay married at a radio station rather than on a Mastodon instance.

@deidara brb gotta suspend myself for dunking on this guy I guess.

@deidara he also reported me, and forwarded the report to... me 🤣🤣🤣

@deidara lol before he blocked me he actually confirmed that he literally does not know what religious studies is. God, why are men? Oops, maybe that was too religious.

selfie, ec 

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nsfw, lewd, masturbation, Shitpost 

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Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.