Eve, squinting at the code @kelbesque@onster.farm

me (lying in bed naked next to another girl): there's just some things i've always thought about, you know? *blushing* like... you know... experimenting. can... can i tell you

her (giggling): yeah, of course

me: ok so imagine there's a barn that's open at both ends and there's this ladder that is initially at rest with respect to the barn, but then you start moving it at high speed through the stationary barn. due to the relativistic effects of length contraction, the ladder would become significantly shorter with respect to the barn, and for a brief period of time would be able to fit completely inside it

Felt cute today, won’t delete later.

In other news, I think I am going to wear false eyelashes every day until I get proficient at it. I love the look, I just need the practice.

"If God doesn't exist, that's God's problem."

I say this fellow Jews, they go "yup.", regardless of whether they personally believe or not.

I say it to Christians they say it's a self contradictory statement that no one could possible understand.

And this is reason #497 why biblical literalism is bad.