Paris Site Eve @kelbesque@onster.farm

@slipperywerm gonna get my claws in you

@AudreyJune thank you! The prospect has literally had me floating on air the entire evening.

@Aleums thank you!!!

I gave a great interview at a place in Oakland that's super queer-friendly and it's such a short commute and they do FOURTEEN WEEKS OF PAID PARENTAL LEAVE FUCK

They're giving me full offer details tomorrow so hopefully it's good enough to take because shit being out at work would be huge.

@Ophillous is this a variant of slime?

@byttyrs I'm here for you however I can be, Mads.

Look I'm not ashamed of the fact that I think button flies, especially with three or more buttons, are inherently hot.

This food take brought to you by a totally unrelated toot that contained a word sometimes used to describe food.

The moral segmentation of food (not its production, but the final product itself) is a lever used as a marketing tool to sell both "healthy" and "unhealthy" foods to rich people as status markers of, respectively, moral superiority or of luxury.

@lastprincess that's true, Weakanbad is my favorite Pokemon and I'll never let it evolve into Stronganbad

It's not like hemp, either. Soy fabric is apparently both durable and comfortable.

Apparently soy fabric is a thing, so if you are a boi, you can buy clothing made from it and be a soyboi.

@Minty @Ophillous unfortunately its release is being held up in postcum production.