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Once there was a time when everyone mackled equally. But that was before the hoarder arrived and stole the mackle from the masses. We branded him that all might know his crime: Macklemore.

Replacing every DNS server with a Pi-Hole so nobody ever gets ads ever again.

That's because it's a pretty picture of myself biting my lip 😳

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In case you don’t hear it anywhere else today:

I’m thankful you’re here.

Hey folks: I've decided to go ahead and make a Patreon to help defray the cost of running onster.farm

You can help out here if you want; I will also be posting scribbles and music snippets and things as well, do there is something in the way of rewards, too.

patreon.com/user?u=135263

Once there was a time when everyone mackled equally. But that was before the hoarder arrived and stole the mackle from the masses. We branded him that all might know his crime: Macklemore.

Five years ago today, my nephew told me, apropos of nothing, "I wish you didn't have bones."

RT @TurcanMarie@twitter.com

En guise d'explication, 60% des femmes ont coché "nos poches sont trop petites pour contenir un smartphone". Voilà un graphique de @puddingviz@twitter.com qui montre cette différence (lien dans l'article). Pour le détail, je vous laisse tout découvrir ici ! numerama.com/tech/454125-pourq

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TurcanMarie/status

Never be afraid to admit that you don't get this joke.

There is a new designer in our office whose aesthetic is thigh-length knit sweaters over jeans with (mostly riding) boots and I'm super into it.

so i accidentally tried on the thavnairian bolero when making my SMN glamour and long story short ive ended up with this

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Onster Farm!

Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.