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Yo I will be your tradwife if you have enough weed for me

@kelbesque this is such a niche joke and i fucking love it

The minimum viable pizza is none pizza with left beef.

Good morning, it's not morning anymore and I'm mad about it.

I'm surprised that people other than @tiljar liked this.

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во поле кудрявая стояла
люли люли стояла
люли люли стояла

You can't say y'all anymore but you used to could.

You can't say y'all anymore but you used to could.

y’all’n’t got no idea how contractions work

Fun times in nerd land:

I justified the use of PUT instead of POST for the HTTP verb for the new endpoint I'm working on because it's an idempotent action.

Mostly I'm bragging about using "idempotent" in a sentence.

wait, do...do people really think it’s “cheating” to draw with a reference? is that what we do now?

во поле берёза стояла
во поле кудрявая стояла
люли люли стояла
люли люли стояла

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