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somebody once told me 

Here's an idea: Resources for people with ADHD *who are grown-ass adults*

I rode the train in the wrong fucking direction 😭

🌺 ive been posting a lot of selfies lately but my makeup is good today (ec) 💕

Some kid who showed up to our Japanese conversation group: "I'm Akira. I'm not Japanese, but I recently decided to adopt a Japanese name."

Some kid who showed up to our Japanese conversation group: "I'm Akira. I'm not Japanese, but I recently decided to adopt a Japanese name."

gonna start deliberately and repeatedly mixing up Brett Easton Ellis with David Foster Wallace to irritate a very specific archetype of dude i dislike.

ever since i came out as trans part of me was like "gosh i wish it was still gay for me to make out with guys" and that probably should've been my clue that i was non-binary

It's censorship that Capcom has never released a Mega Man game where "Ass Man" is a boss.

men be like: im not a boobs man or an ass man myself, more of a full package kinda guy. I also take the females hips into account.

Me: hi cat
Cat: puRRRRRRR
Me: why are you a cat
Cat: pRRRRRRR
Me: why do you cat
Cat: pRRRRrrrrpRRRRrrrrprrrrrr

gross, shitpost 

every time i try to throw a balled up piece of paper into the waste basket and it misses i go online and complain that hit detection is completely fucked in this current patch.

consider: tasty means that something tastes good, but smelly means that something smells bad

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