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lewd 

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Me in an incredibly good outfit pic EC 

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Your notifications are now your "nochos". Menchies and nochos.

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In case it's not clear, this is a self-descriptive toot.

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I hope this guy's employees sue him for so much he has to sell them the company to pay it

Happy Tuesday to everyone except the rent-seekers

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@kelbesque

I actually have two exact copies of some really nice jeans, and I want to turn one of the pairs into jorts, but I don't want to hurt my babies. they fit so well and don't have holes yet :/

I need to 3D print a copy of the shirt I'm wearing today so I can convert one version of it into a tank top.

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lighter stealing shitpost 🔥 

Who is somebody you don't follow but are always happy to see show up on your TL?

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someday im gonna publish a book called Hi Fellow Trans Dykes with the name on the cover in big capital letters and it's gonna be in every fuckin bookstore

the pages are just my phone number, email, discord, and mastodon, and the words "call me"

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Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.