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Thinking me a liberal, he pulls out the "Obama did it too," little realizing I am under no obligation to defend Obama.

May you be written and sealed in the Book of Life for whatever it is you most need out of life this year
#YomKippurThoughts

You are forbidden from jestering me, male sibling.

controversial opinion 

What do you call a useless lesbian who's an enby? Because hot tall queer skateboarder from the train is on the platform with me, kind of catcalled me, and I'm just being useless and shy 😳😳😳

Grindr but for AFAB people 

what if instead of Frasier we just called it Cheers: Gaiden

@kelbesque (squeezing a lemon) This is more difficult than I was lead to believe.

skirt picture, nude but not lewd, my breasts, selfie, no eye contact 

Skirt update, I've created something that has thigh windows--like, imagine a thigh slit that doesn't go all the way down the the bottom. I can't decide if I like it or not. 🤔

Sometimes I forget that people exist until Facebook reminds me that it's their birthday and the question then is: "do I really need to remember that they, in particular, exist?"

Gender critical hit: you roll twice as many damage dice against gender

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Onster Farm!

Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.