Itโ€™s a hot hot hot hot day in parts of North America. If youโ€™re like me, your only access to cooling at home is something like a struggling window unit.

Libraries can be cooling stations if you can get to one. And they mostly wonโ€™t kick you out. Theyโ€™re a place you can be and not buy anything. Keep safe if you can. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

Mood. via @scarfwitch

(A photo of a sign mounted to a fence, askew, probably missing a piece because it only says โ€œplease do notโ€)

This website is like a tamagotchi in that it is full of friends who live in my pocket and if I don't feed you guys with content you will die


Cat postings will continue until morale improves

Someone at work today claimed that they had โ€œthe best green beans Iโ€™ve ever hadโ€ this weekend. At a local dinner theater.

Redneck Problems:

My truck was making a weird clunk ever time I went around a fast turn.

Checked everything, couldnโ€™t find the problem. Today I looked under the passenger seat because I dropped something

The previous owner had left a cast iron cornbread pan under the seat

Imagine a world where thesaurus informed you that a word is ableist, or a slur in general :o

Petition to introduce Les Enbรฉs into official French lexicon

This morning, remembering conversations with friends about how we wondered if a non-cis #gender identity could actually be ours, were we appropriating something that we shouldnโ€™t be? We were kind of okay continuing to think we were cis, so maybe that wasnโ€™t for us? And yetโ€ฆ

And then looking around today, seeing both you and me, waving our little virtual flags, we figured it out, maybe weโ€™ll figure it out again someday? But today we know who we are and we are proud. #NonBinary #SmallStories

enby tip: if your gender starts solidifying just stir it a little

If you're agender and you include yourself in today's day of recognition? Also amazing and also hot. I salute you.

(and if you're agender and you DON'T? also amazing and also hot but I'll tell you on a different day of your choosing)

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