please follow me on the mastodon dot com instance known as cryptids dot online my handle is mcknze and i am commonly refered to as the orb i make incisive and witty commentary on being "online"
Anyone else ever feel completely alone in the world and like no one understands what you've been through haha no me neither lol
I've never felt like I've been part of a community and it makes me really sad
I am 32 years old and I've just realised I've never met anyone else with the same ethnic background as me
Waiting 4 therapy, haven't done my homework
storming forever 21 and demanding they turn over any captured alien spacecraft 👽
The B&M "garden centre" did not have any indoor plant pots lmao
Crying out with flavour
I'm in B&M bargains, what should i buy
everyone can agree that alberta is the worst canadian province right
it's my 30th birthday, can you please give me some boosts and call me a boomer
Listening to an audiobook set in iceland to try to feel less hot
are you taking the crap out of me? (new british slang)
don’t forget to support your local instant artists!
It's cereal, the answer is cereal
taking a big dose of my SJW pills
Keep boosting my toots and we gon end up like this.
me willy is stuck to me leg!!
Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.