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Just to add insult to injury I've just had an email to say that my Masters fees are so late I might get kicked off the course when I only have 2 modules left 😭 so that's £700 behind on stuff I am now

If you're reading this and happen to be rich and can throw a few £ my way I'd appreciate it!


How 2 make friends irl without leaving house??

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300 years ago you had to date an artist to get a decent lewd of yourself

Whenever i buy a new bra, one of my old ones becomes unusable. It's the universe's way of maintaining equilibrium.

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boost this and I'll assign you an rpg trinket* until I can't think of any more trinkets**

* a simple item lightly touched by mystery

**as above, but plural

When michael jackson sang "your burgers are the best"...i felt that

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*syd barrett voice* taking my snake to the vet

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⚠️⚠️ This is America, ⚠️⚠️
⚠️⚠️MILFs in your area!⚠️⚠️

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OwO here she comes
watch out boy, she’ll cheer you up

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Welp. I have been hit with one too many unexpected expenses and I'm officially Broke for the rest of the month. If you've got a couple bucks you can toss toward groceries, I'd really appreciate it.


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