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One of the lambs was chilling on top of her ma 😭

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gender revealing lasagna, no I'm not kidding Show more

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every time you like or boost this post i get one (1) notification, please participate

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Up all night doing an assignment that I've had months to do😎

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eggs are cool cause you can know their interior worlds

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me: *a normal social interaction with an acquaintance*

brain: holy fuck. did you see that. please be more careful you nearly died

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blowing everybody's mind by thinking that two things can be bad at the same time,, receiving the nobel prize

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always remember to send a thank you card when someone has sucked you off

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Onster Farm is the official Mastodon instance of Doctective Jake Peralta. In this house, we use alt text.