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i don't do drugs but will celebrate today's secular millennial holiday by listening to drone metal for the entire day
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oh yeah one sec lemme take my meds, i say, cramming a handful of those foam dinosaur pill thingies that inflate in water down my throat

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:ad: Have you ever lost your keys or your phone? Are you always misplacing things around the house? Simply destroy everything you own.

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*wakes up at 3am*
o fuck i need to move my laundry over

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