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hello!! i am also at @soft now!

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so uhhhh i did a thing

im slow so aesthetics will be slow and probably kinda gross lookin while im dicking with them but;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

@soft

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hello!! i am also at @soft now!

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re: a really bad food lewd actually 

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if you are a woman online you should never reveal personal information, like your height or if you have feet

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iโ€™m a reply girl

and by that i mean iโ€™m terrified of replying to your A+ memes and will probably just boost instead

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Not gonna lie what the hell is a Pokemon

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rick and morty evil morty's theme [extended] [epic version]

this is to the tune of that lana del rey song

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howdy im the post inspector just here to make sure this here time line is up to code

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i consider myself an influencer now
corperations my email inbox is open and my asshole is too give me the sponsorships

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hello!! i am also at @soft now!

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My skill set:
Full, lush beard
Makes good curry
Seldom loses car keys
Booming laugh
Full lush body hair all over
Can make good growing medium from garbage

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if cryptids play a tabletop game like fate or pathfinder, is it fair? like, hypothetically lets say im a literal witch and i can just roll straight 20s if i want..... is it fair

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