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just did 1/8th of a pull up. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝโ€‹

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no but seriously my tummy is upset now

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plz donut reply to my posts about nuggies as if theyre about the devils lettuce.

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This is literally how my cat looks at a doughnut

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some people delete their accounts at 1k. commendable. if I get to 1k i am going to channel all of my follower's thoughts into a spell to bring Stan Lee back from the dead and make him kill mark zuckerberg with a fireman's axe.

#getzoeto1k

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this is my emotional support weird flex, but okay

[Jeb! voice] please boost

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tree surgeon... shrub general practitioner.... weed nurse..... herb first responder....

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