300 years ago you had to date an artist to get a decent lewd of yourself
@soft wow, really makes you think 🤔
@firstname.lastname@example.org i mean it would probably be more flattering than self made lewds tho
@soft convenience of modern technology on demand quality self lewds
@soft [ writes a thinkpiece on how millenials are killing the painted portrait industry ]
@soft I mean being a patron of the arts was a thing for a reason
@soft Thankfully, artists were easy to find if you knew which part of town to hang around in. They were also easily plied with absinthe...
@soft and then shortly after you died from tuberculosis, or a paper cut, or from bathing in water that was too cold
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