I JUST FOUND A BOOK ABOUT COSTUMING UR DICK
@soft where are the balls
one of those lewd puns I keep hearin' about
@soft it's like origami but for dicks
fold and crease
@soft also I'm still marvelling at the part where they made the cover art a hog
@soft I feel like when they say you should wrap your wiener they didn't mean this
@soft what's in your pants?
30-50 origami hogs
@soft oh this? don't worry, it's just a paper tiger
@soft read this as consuming for way too long before i decided to carefully re-read it.
@soft good Lord
@Red fun fact, it is also by the people who wrote Why Cats Paint and Why Paint Cats
@soft I LOVE this
@starwall me too 😤
@soft Okay but what if my dick were a Ganon?” — some author somewhere apparently
@soft I read this as "consuming your dick" and got real confused
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