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I JUST FOUND A BOOK ABOUT COSTUMING UR DICK

one of those lewd puns I keep hearin' about 

@soft also I'm still marvelling at the part where they made the cover art a hog

@soft I feel like when they say you should wrap your wiener they didn't mean this

@soft oh this? don't worry, it's just a paper tiger

@soft read this as consuming for way too long before i decided to carefully re-read it.

@Red fun fact, it is also by the people who wrote Why Cats Paint and Why Paint Cats

@soft I read this as "consuming your dick" and got real confused

@kelbesque @soft

imagine being out at a cocktail party and your friend points at someone like "they literally wrote the book on consuming dick."

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