i think they should let enbys vote

*assistant informs me that enbys can already vote*

ok. i think they should let enbys vote twice

very bad, global warming, nuclear weapons, death mention Show more

jorts horse was saved from my impending hot takes today

yo is jorts horse down or is my phone just acting silly

Sir. This is the NYPD. Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur.

thinkin about spontaneousley appearing in a small candlelit room whenever a foolish teen seeking vengeance utters my true name

all these day-lewds on the TL are perplexing my circadian rhythm into thinking it's naughty nighttime.

:thinkhappy: 🌃 🔞

like how deer in the forest will lay down and go to sleep during an eclipse. but in this metaphor, the moon is a tasteful booty photo.

📸 🌛🍑

boosting everything I post on my lewd alt, thereby defeating the alt's raison detree

pepsi deadass pulled a call of duty prestige when he deleted his account at 1k

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