lewd gay anarcommie with no money
also at @sangobirb and @sangobirb
i think they should let enbys vote
*assistant informs me that enbys can already vote*
ok. i think they should let enbys vote twice
I need to drawww
should I listen to chapo
very bad, global warming, nuclear weapons, death mention Show more
concept: saving the world from global warming by nuking the white house, killing the united states and bringing a nuclear winter
jorts horse was saved from my impending hot takes today
yo is jorts horse down or is my phone just acting silly
Sir. This is the NYPD. Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur.
I love my best friend, master chief
chickenfan.club is run by a swarm of bees
good morn fellow tooters
fallen london Show more
i love this man
thinkin about spontaneousley appearing in a small candlelit room whenever a foolish teen seeking vengeance utters my true name
steven cinematic universe
all these day-lewds on the TL are perplexing my circadian rhythm into thinking it's naughty nighttime.
like how deer in the forest will lay down and go to sleep during an eclipse. but in this metaphor, the moon is a tasteful booty photo.
when someone replies to my toot
boosting everything I post on my lewd alt, thereby defeating the alt's raison detree
thinkin bout making use of that lewd account
leg Show more
pepsi deadass pulled a call of duty prestige when he deleted his account at 1k
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