"Spectra are isomorphic to any other continuous Euclidean space!" I scream as I'm dragged off stage. "A gender line with 'male' and 'female' at the endpoints contains the same descriptive power as a square or a cube or a boundless void!"
I am hurled into the back of a truck. There are chalkboards and chalk there to distract me. I stop screaming and am never heard from again.